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If You Were Milk Funny Over the Hill Birthday Card

4.9 out of 5 stars rating
296 Total Reviews
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Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm

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If You Were Milk Funny Over the Hill Birthday Card

If You Were Milk Funny Over the Hill Birthday Card

Give a friend or family member a laugh for their birthday with a funny sarcastic birthday card. All wording on this card is simple to personalise, including quote that reads "Look, I'm not saying that you're old but if you were milk, I'd sniff you first." The unique modern square design features handwritten style typography and a pastel blue distressed watercolor background. Getting older is the perfect opportunity to make a few over the hill jokes, especially if the old fart enjoys a little bit of rude sarcasm humour at their expense. Happy Birthday! May you have a day free of any unpleaseant smells!

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4.9 out of 5 stars rating296 Total Reviews
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I am glad to have had the opportunity to add my input to make it just right. The printing is excellent, just as I expected!
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By Kathy C.14 June 2025 • Verified Purchase
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I wanted a personalized card for my son’s birthday that would honor him as a first responder, fire, paramedic & wildfire management. I’m always pleased Zazzle offers the ability to customize fonts. Thanks for another great product. .
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By Carol K.13 November 2024 • Verified Purchase
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My birthday celebrating friend loves butterflies, for her 70th birthday this seemed a great choice for her. The photography and design looked BEAUTIFUL! Choose THIS card!
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funnyover the hillrude jokesarcastic quote sayinggetting older growing oldsarcasm humourhappy birthdayhumourousif you were milkhandwritten typography blue watercolor

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Product ID: 256746522937254542
Posted on 7/01/2023, 2:14 PM
Rating: G