It is not ok to be gay. It is Fabulous Postcard

The unicorn had to be very careful on the way to the house. Here in the magic, gay forest everyone was very nice and full of joy, but outside the forest were the grumpy and miserable monkeys who wanted to make everyone miserable and feel guilty for his joy, because they could not be like that.. So their life goal was to lie to every one about the wizard in the sky who was suppose to punish everyone daring to be happy and enjoying life.. what a bunch of.. baboons. But he had to go there.. He had to go to the house, where the little girl was having problems with her dress. It was immensely important to make her pretty or the world would end.. you know, because outside beauty is throwing light over everything and without it there s no life... Suddenly.. while in the middles of this deep and profound brain work.. the fabulous unicorn started puking rainbows, because this is how unicorns puke.. This is it, he thought, I am too late... the world is over...