Jesus. Tah Dah!!! Key Ring

Jesus on black background saying "tah dah" caption says I'm going to create Man and Woman with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself ans a sacrifice to myself to save you all from the sin that I originally condemned you to. Christianity is really pretty hard to believe when you break it down into it's primary beliefs. Sounds like the rantings of a madman really. Say it loud and proud. You are an atheist, and you don't have to be apologetic for not believing this mindless drivel.