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Kitchen Closed Funny Personalised Tea Towel

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Style: Tea Towel 40.6 cm x 61 cm

Brighten up any kitchen with a set of new kitchen towels! Made of durable poly-blend, these towels are great for drying and will look vibrant with your text, monogram or artwork. Designed for a lifetime of use, these machine washable kitchen towels look great and clean up well, too!

  • Dimensions: 40.6 cm x 60.9 cm
  • Durable woven polyester / polyamide blend microfibre; 80% Polyester / 20% Polyamide
  • Machine washable
  • Made and shipped from the USA
Creator Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customisable design area measures 40.6 cm x 60.9 cm (16" x 24"). For best results please add 1.8 cm (5/7") bleed..

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Kitchen Closed Funny Personalised Tea Towel

Kitchen Closed Funny Personalised Tea Towel

Need a sign? Here it is—loud, clear, and full of sarcasm. Featuring a bold cartoon-style CLOSED sign and the perfectly snarky caption “Kitchen closed. Emotionally unavailable,” this towel is for those days (or every day) when cooking and cleaning are simply not on the menu. Customise it with your name, your family name, or give it as the perfect passive-aggressive gift for the kitchen avoider in your life. It’s funny, honest, and unapologetically done. Make it like you own it—because you're off-duty.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating1.2K Total Reviews
1020 total 5-star reviews118 total 4-star reviews37 total 3-star reviews13 total 2-star reviews16 total 1-star reviews
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Product ID: 256272971943567321
Posted on 9/06/2025, 3:24 PM
Rating: G