Kung Fu Scientist T-Shirt

S: So, master, I see you plot logarithmically by hand. M: You would I use spread sheet disgracefully? S: Only because the powah of your titration is weak! M: Insole student! I was PI when you struggled with pipette! S: Pipette is for old men that is you! M: Then you learn pipette incorrectly! S: I do not learn pipette incorrectly! M: You learn pipette incorrectly! S: I do not learn pipette incorrectly! M: You learn pipette incorrectly! S: I do not learn pipette incorrectly! M; So be it! Your tears shall require wiping! S: Ha! Feel now my displacement reaction! Can't tell you how many times we had this exact conversation with our advisor. Poorly-dubbed laboratory bench guy and flying jump side kick coworker with colourful Kung Fu Scientist logo beneath.