LabKitty Mantra Coffee Mug

It's like our advisor always said (yeah, the guy with the monkeys): generic store-bought mugs are for sissies who care so little about common decency that they may as well drink from hollowed-out horses hooves. Or something like that. His position on drinkware was always a tad nebulous. But we're almost certain he would have approved of the LabKitty Mantra Mug, had he lived to see the rise of LabKitty Global Industries. :: LabKitty pours some Gold Coast blend out on the ground, but not too much 'cause that stuff's like seven bucks a pound:: You too can honour the dead by getting yourself a stylin' SPPR mug rather than something ordinary and plebish from Tarjay or L-Mart. Also available as a four-mug set, each offering one of the admonishments (see our eponymous MUG SET category).