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Love Sucks with Vampire T-Shirt

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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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+$12.60
Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark colour t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customise it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 188 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

About This Design

Love Sucks with Vampire  T-Shirt

Love Sucks with Vampire T-Shirt

This “Love Sucks” t-shirt is the perfect fusion of horror-inspired design, gothic attitude, and tongue-in-cheek humour. With its dripping horror-style font and the striking illustration of a vampire baring sharp fangs, this shirt plays on the double meaning of the phrase in a way that is both spooky and funny. Whether you’re a fan of Dracula, classic Nosferatu imagery, or just enjoy a darker take on romance, this design delivers a bold statement that’s as much about gothic style as it is about humour. It’s the kind of shirt that feels right at home in the wardrobe of anyone who loves horror movies, Halloween, and spooky season vibes all year long. The vampire illustration adds an extra layer of gothic flair, making the design feel like it was pulled from an old horror film poster, while the dripping text gives it that eerie, blood-soaked aesthetic fans of the genre can’t resist. It’s equal parts creepy and clever, with a visual pun that horror lovers and goths alike will appreciate. For those who like their humour on the darker side, this shirt is more than just a fashion choice—it’s a statement piece that reflects an entire aesthetic. Wear it to horror conventions, Halloween parties, concerts, or just as an everyday outfit when you want to add some spooky fun to your style. This shirt also makes a fantastic gift for the right person, particularly those with a taste for gothic fashion, a love of vampire lore, or anyone who can appreciate the mix of humour and horror. If you know a friend who dresses in black year-round, is obsessed with horror films, or has ever joked about love being a little overrated, this shirt will make them smile in that dark, knowing way only true horror fans do. It’s also a perfect present for Valentine’s Day with a twist—because nothing says “romance” like a vampire baring its fangs and a cheeky declaration that love really does suck. The design is versatile, working for goths, horror fans, or anyone who just likes wearing something a little different, a little spooky, and a little funny. While some t-shirts stick to one theme, this one combines gothic visuals, horror movie energy, and sarcastic humour, making it stand out from the crowd. It’s not just about celebrating spooky season but about embracing a lifestyle where dark humour and gothic aesthetics are part of everyday self-expression. For those who enjoy low light, haunted vibes, and the fun of mixing creepy with comedy, the “Love Sucks” vampire t-shirt is a must-have. It’s stylish enough to be worn casually, bold enough to stand out, and funny enough to spark conversations. Whether you’re a goth, a horror fan, or someone who simply enjoys poking fun at love with a dracula-worthy grin, this shirt is the ultimate way to wear your dark sense of humour on your sleeve. It’s spooky, it’s gothic, it’s funny, and it’s the kind of shirt that makes the right person say, “I need that.”

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I found the shirt quality itself to be well made. Unfortunately I found that the image quality of the artwork is low resoultion. So the art and words aren't as clear. I probably wont buy another shirt to be honest, but I'm glad I supported the podcast of which I'm a fan of. I was just hoping that for the price I paid, it would have been of better quality.
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By Anonymous21 November 2024Verified Purchase
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The T-Shirt I ordered arrived promptly and in good condition. My partner loved it. Very pleased with this purchase. Fay B.
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By B M.24 December 2022Verified Purchase
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this was good quality and perfect colour. Printing was great although when we all opened our secret santa gifts one of the other mechanics commented whoever got that for him missed out part time after the word mechanic Sorry I don't have any photos

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Product ID: 256706495637255434
Posted on 13/09/2025, 4:57 PM
Rating: G