Music - Piano - Square baby grand Key Ring

I remember Aunt Betty's piano. It was a small boxy thing, fancy, and while she called it her baby grand, she said it was rally a Square grand piano. She said it was designed to fit into a smaller space, while looking fancy enough for bragging rights. She would play it nightly. She played for year, said she never had formal training. It really showed, it was really bad. I mean like really bad, she couldn't read the music, and hummed while she played, the humming was also off key. She would force us to listen to it, and if we tried to sneak out, she would throw a lemon at us. And that lemon hurt, it was wood. Why would anyone have wooden lemons? I have no idea, and its not like I could replace it with real lemons, because they would hurt too. They are pointy.