My Inner Child Needs a Straitjacket T-Shirt

Do you want me to let out my inner child? T-shirt. Ladies and gentlemen, I have long believed that sanity is an overrated luxury—one best left to those with nothing interesting to say. If you, too, find yourself teetering on the edge of reason, this fine garment will let the world know that your "inner child" is less of a wide-eyed dreamer and more of a cackling, unhinged maniac with a penchant for chaos. Perfect for therapy sessions, awkward family gatherings, or just standing in line at the DMV, this shirt speaks for itself—because some thoughts are better expressed in writing. Slip it on and watch as strangers give you just a little more space.