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Need My Preservatives

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  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait) or 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
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Paper Type: Matte

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  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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Need My Preservatives

Need My Preservatives

A vintage photograph of a farmer proudly displaying baskets of fresh vegetables grown on his farm. This card, however, is for those who are aging, maybe not so gracefully, and want that fountain of youth. The outside of the card says, "As I've gotten older, I've stopped eating healthy, organic foods." The inside says, "I need all the preservatives I can get!"
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating391 Total Reviews
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Product ID: 137373839863578713
Posted on 2/12/2011, 9:12 AM
Rating: G