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Need My Preservatives

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Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait) or 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
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  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.62 cm x 10.16 cm (portrait) or 10.16 cm x 7.62 cm (landscape)
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Need My Preservatives

Need My Preservatives

A vintage photograph of a farmer proudly displaying baskets of fresh vegetables grown on his farm. This card, however, is for those who are aging, maybe not so gracefully, and want that fountain of youth. The outside of the card says, "As I've gotten older, I've stopped eating healthy, organic foods." The inside says, "I need all the preservatives I can get!"
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Product ID: 137373839863578713
Posted on 2/12/2011, 9:12 AM
Rating: G