Octopus Stickers

Your cousin's invitations had lovebirds on them. Love. Birds. You gagged when you saw them. Her entire wedding theme was lavender. It made you break out in hives. You swore to yourself, then and there, that you would leap into an active volcano before you had any form of lavender damned lovebirds anywhere near your wedding. So, here's an octopus. "Why an octopus? What does that even mean?" you can hear your aunt asking. And you'll answer, "When was the last time you saw an octopus on a wedding invitation? Never. That's when. Because it's unique. My octopus eats lovebirds for breakfast." And your wedding will be the best damned wedding ever. Not a trace of lavender anywhere.