Off My Lawn Key Ring

LabKitty works in clip art the way some artists work in oil or clay or profanity. Case in point: this handsome piece, a stunning example of clip art minimalism characteristic of mid-to-late-period LabKitty. And speaking of profanity: kids these days, amirite? With their hoola-hoops and their fax machines. It ain't like it was back in our day, when youngsters maintained a thin veneer of respect for lawn ownership. Yessir, we had sidewalks, and that's where your feet stayed if you was headed to the Roxy for a malted and some tentacle pr0n. But now? Middle-schooler nogoodniks forge across your lawn like a bunch of Hapsburgs without so much as a how-dee-do. Frankly, we blame the homogenised milk. The Universal Symbol for Get Off My Lawn, constructed from clip art. What a world.