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Officially Not Coming Back Funny Retirement Card
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Officially Not Coming Back Funny Retirement Card
Some exits deserve a proper send-off. “Officially not coming back.” paired with a bold, playful BYE makes this retirement message feel celebratory, confident, and just the right amount of dramatic. The oversized graphic grabs attention instantly while the dry headline delivers the joke with clean simplicity. Perfect for retirement parties, coworker farewells, office send-offs, and anyone who is happily clocking out for good. Blank inside so you can add your own message — heartfelt, hilarious, or slightly unhinged.
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By Kay C.31 October 2020 • Verified Purchase
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This card was so lovely and my granddaughter opened the card and hugged it as it had a unicorn on the front and her name
And I added a picture inside of us
And when her mummy Asked her who it was from she said my nanny and grandad and hugged the card she can’t read yet but knew who it was from. ❤️. Excellent quality of printing colour
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By Paul B.23 February 2026 • Verified Purchase
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Fantastic quality and artwork - very pleased with this card. Will buy again from this creator. Paul - Australia .
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By Clive C.1 February 2026 • Verified Purchase
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I use Zazzle every year to make a card for Chinese New Year. Superb service and great art work. Thank you for being here for me.
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