Oops! Wrong Planet T-Shirt

If you're a space traveler and you're looking for a nice relaxing vacation spot, planet Earth might not be your best choice. Just way too dangerous, especially if you're from another star system and you decide to land here on your way to Saturn only to discover the planet's been overrun with morons that are running the show and basically ruining it for everyone else. So before you run back to your spaceship under a hail of gunfire and artillery shells, here's a little souvenir you can take back with you to remind you of your exciting but brief stay on the nuttiest planet in the galaxy.