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Overly Mushy Valentine’s Day Card Dark Humor Art

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Size: 10.8 cm x 14 cm

Spread joy, share cheer, merry everything and a happy always! Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 10.8 cm L x 14 cm H (portrait); 14 cm L x 10.8 cm H (landscape)
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing on both sides
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

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Overly Mushy Valentine’s Day Card Dark Humor Art

Overly Mushy Valentine’s Day Card Dark Humor Art

Say “I love you” without saying it the usual way. This funny Valentine card is designed for people who prefer sarcasm over sentimentality. The dark humor message makes it an excellent Valentine’s Day card for him, for her, or for couples with a shared sense of humor. It’s a great gift idea for long-term relationships, anti-romance fans, or anyone tired of predictable cards. Whether you’re shopping for a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse, this card offers a refreshingly honest take on Valentine’s Day that feels modern, relatable, and genuinely fun.
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4.7 out of 5 stars rating10K Total Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By C.17 August 2023 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
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It was the perfect way to wish happy Valentine’s Day. Perfect! Sharp color!
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Y.9 January 2022 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
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Cute Valentine’s Day card for a school friend. The printing quality is great!
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Dora D.13 February 2025 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
The card was made of thick sturdy paper and the photo was clear. Excellent craftmanship. Easy to personalize and order. Quick delivery.
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Product ID: 256279782848712277
Posted on 7/01/2026, 2:13 PM
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