Pinch Me and Die: a St. Patrick's Day Button

You know that day of the year where people pinch you if you're not wearing green? You know, like when you're a school kid and someone pinches you but you had green socks on and so you punch them in the face and get sent home early? This button will clear up all the confusion. Not only will it really clearly count as wearing green, you also have established a legal right to kill anyone who ignores it and pinches you anyways. Possibly it will even allow you to kill someone who pinches you any day of the year, we're still checking with our legal department. Let everyone know what you think of their stupid holiday traditions with this wonderful and friendly button.