Place Bullet Here Hat

Have you ever been out dispatching the undead, when one of your friends gets the tiniest little bite that shouldn't mean anything at all... and ends up dead, and turned, a couple of days later? Don't ya hate that? Who needs a will, when you have a hat that lays it down right from the start. Would you really want to walk around moaning, stinking, and doing everything in your steadily-rotting power to eat the living? I didn't think so. You need this hat.