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Pork Rinds & Panic Attacks | Anxious Dachshund T-Shirt

4.7 out of 5 stars rating
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Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark colour t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customise it to make it uniquely yours!

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  • Model is 188 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

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Pork Rinds & Panic Attacks | Anxious Dachshund T-Shirt

Pork Rinds & Panic Attacks | Anxious Dachshund T-Shirt

When life gets overwhelming, sometimes all you need is a bag of pork rinds... and a long dog with longer feelings. This hilarious t-shirt features an anxious dachshund in full meltdown mode. One paw on their forehead, the other clutching a snack bag of pork rinds. The caption says it all: “Pork Rinds & Panic Attacks.” Whether you’re battling anxiety with humour or just vibing with chaotic energy, this shirt delivers peak snack-fuelled emotional distress. Perfect for dog lovers, introverts, over-thinkers, or anyone who’s ever eaten chips while spiralling. Wear it to therapy, brunch, or your next existential crisis.
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4.7 out of 5 stars rating31.6K Total Reviews
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4 out of 5 stars rating
By Jarrod H.28 May 2025 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Navy Blue, Adult S
I found the shirt quality itself to be well made. Unfortunately I found that the image quality of the artwork is low resoultion. So the art and words aren't as clear. I probably wont buy another shirt to be honest, but I'm glad I supported the podcast of which I'm a fan of. I was just hoping that for the price I paid, it would have been of better quality.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By B M.24 December 2022 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
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this was good quality and perfect colour. Printing was great although when we all opened our secret santa gifts one of the other mechanics commented whoever got that for him missed out part time after the word mechanic Sorry I don't have any photos
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Alison T.2 January 2021 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Navy Blue, Adult L
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Being a gift I was apprehensive regarding Quality size printing and delivery on time I need not have worried. Colour was perfect true to the photo and ex quality Being a heavier weight the t shirt probably more suitable for New Zealand’s Autumn and Winter Excellent printing quality

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Product ID: 256146315421607541
Posted on 3/07/2025, 8:05 PM
Rating: G