'Progress / Half Measures' Funny Sobriety Card

There are two lines from the "Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous" that are found in the Chapter 5 – How it Works portion that’s read at most meetings. “Half measures availed us nothing” is found on page 59 and page 60’s “We claim spiritual progress, rather than spiritual perfection” is often truncated to “progress not perfection.” Are we still progressing if we’re really only trying half the time? Why don’t you choose this as your topic for your next discussion meeting and you’re sure to help other AA’s start working on their 4th step – and you can be in their first column. Card is blank inside so you can add your own confusing anecdotes.