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'Resentment is the #1 Offender'Funny Sobriety Card

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Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm

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'Resentment is the #1 Offender'Funny Sobriety Card

'Resentment is the #1 Offender'Funny Sobriety Card

“Resentment is the ‘number one’ offender” is found on page 64 of the "Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous" as they’re talking about Step 4. And on page 66 they even call resentment “infinitely grave,” and “fatal.” This may be true, but for anyone who has ever been locked in a room with someone who has devoured a monstrous bean-infused 7-layer burrito, death may actually be a welcome alternative to this noxious anal volcano. Front of card reads: ‘Resentment is the #1 offender.’ Inside of card reads: ‘Well, that and the aftermath of a 7 layer burrito’
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By Kay C.31 October 2020 • Verified Purchase
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This card was so lovely and my granddaughter opened the card and hugged it as it had a unicorn on the front and her name And I added a picture inside of us And when her mummy Asked her who it was from she said my nanny and grandad and hugged the card she can’t read yet but knew who it was from. ❤️. Excellent quality of printing colour
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By Paul B.23 February 2026 • Verified Purchase
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Fantastic quality and artwork - very pleased with this card. Will buy again from this creator. Paul - Australia .
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By Clive C.1 February 2026 • Verified Purchase
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I use Zazzle every year to make a card for Chinese New Year. Superb service and great art work. Thank you for being here for me.

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Product ID: 137258774572440925
Posted on 17/02/2016, 11:05 PM
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