Right Plane Eigenvalues Magnet

Crazy plays well on the big screen or in the tabloid, where you can click it off or put it back on the rack. In real life, no so much. Sure, a wild ride on the climb-out is fun but once you reach cruising altitude, there comes a time when you just want to sit back and enjoy your fruit cup and the Sky mall without perpetual fear of sudden catastrophic clear air turbulence and house pet shaving, irregardless of whatever trojianiac kleptobabble is in the offing.