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Santa Called You Are Screwed Funny Christmas Holiday Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Wishing everyone a season of gladness, a season of cheer and to top it all off, a wonderful year. Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait); 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Santa Called You Are Screwed Funny Christmas Holiday Card

Santa Called You Are Screwed Funny Christmas Holiday Card

Bring sarcastic humour to the holidays with this bold Christmas card featuring the line, “Santa called. YOU ARE SCREWED!” A hilariously angry Santa yelling into his phone adds the perfect touch of chaos, making this design stand out from traditional holiday greetings. Ideal for friends, coworkers, and anyone who can handle a cheeky twist on Christmas cheer. Blank inside so you can write your own personal message.
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Lisa B.26 August 2019 • Verified Purchase
Folded Holiday Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte
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Such a huge range of different animals available, which made my choices very difficult and now the reason I have a whole draw full of cards and postcards! This is perfect for my gecko loving cousin for Christmas! Top quality card and one no body else will have to gift to her!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Felicity A.17 November 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Holiday Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte
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i wanted my own christmas cards. excellent exaclty what i expect
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Brendan G.1 January 2017 • Verified Purchase
Folded Holiday Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte
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Absolutely love them, gorgeous and look just as great when you receive them. The printing, colours etc are all amazing, such a quality product, only downside was having to wait so long for them.

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Product ID: 256924208792135863
Posted on 10/09/2025, 3:39 AM
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