Sarcasm ICU'd Too Long Nurse- Humour Night Shift Tri-Blend Shirt

When your shift feels like it might actually never end, you’ve officially been ICU’d Too Long. This Bella + Canvas tri-blend tee brings that truth to life—dark humour style—with a hilariously haunting design every nurse, CNA, and ICU warrior can relate to. The artwork features a skeleton nurse slumped in a worn-out chair, a zombie coworker looming by their side, and a patient flatlining in the background. At the bottom, a caffeine IV drip and coffee cup signal the only things keeping the undead upright. Behind them, a red EKG heartbeat line runs across the scene, adding an urgent hospital vibe. Rendered in bold pop colours like emergency red (#E63946), toxic scrub green (#4CAF50), and bright code-blue (#00BFFF), the design jumps against the soft black tee. The fonts pair thick, distressed sans-serif lettering in vibrant blue with a dark shadow effect, giving “ICU’d Too Long” a punchy, exhausted energy. Made with Bella + Canvas’s signature tri-blend fabric (poly/cotton/rayon), this shirt is unbelievably soft, lightweight, and durable—perfect for pulling double shifts, lounging post-call, or making your coworkers laugh during report. It’s pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and cut for a modern unisex fit, making it great for nurses of all genders. Whether you’re buying it for yourself, a fellow night shift warrior, or that one ICU nurse who’s basically a functioning zombie, this shirt is the perfect mix of comfort, sarcasm, and solidarity. Because sometimes, the ICU doesn’t just take your energy—it takes your soul.