Sasquatch For President Cutting Board

A dark silhouette of Sasquatch (Bigfoot) on a medium blue background along with block text reading "SASQUATCH FOR PRESIDENT." Add your own additional text. Not exactly thrilled with the choice of candidates for President this time around? Looking for a Washington outsider? Here's your candidate. In fact, Bigfoot spends just about all of his time outside in Washington, Idaho, Oregon, several other states; and parts of Canada. Big enough to fill any shoes, but no need to worry that he will harangue Congress to impose a radical agenda, left or right, as he is so rarely seen. Brought to you by The Cryptozoology Political Action Committee (CPAC); Bonners Ferry, ID