Satirical Furankenstein – Spooky Goth Stitched Cat Coffee Mug

They told her nine was the limit. She disagreed—loudly, and with claws. Reassembled from spare parts and spite, Furankenstein has returned once more to haunt your countertops and question your life choices. This mug isn’t just a vessel—it’s a warning. A legend. A fuzzy harbinger of caffeinated doom. Drink if you dare, but know this: you’re being judged by a creature who has died, risen, and still doesn’t approve of your breakfast. Perfect for fans of classic horror, literary chaos, cats with unfinished business, and anyone with a taste for the theatrically ridiculous. Plus, any animal-themed products sold from the Paws Charming shop help us make a donation to animal charities, so you know you’re doing good while you shop. Thanks for looking—we appreciate your business at Paws Charming!