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Screw you and the horse you rode in on

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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

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  • >Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (5" x 7") portrait or 17.8 cm x 12. 7 cm (7" x 5") landscape
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Screw you and the horse you rode in on

Screw you and the horse you rode in on

Welcome to the Disgruntled Genius where HR stands for Humour Resources! Ever come across someone so stupid that you can’t find the words to insult them? This is the skill of the Snarktopus, an octopus with insults for every occasion. Behold the power of eight tentacles of snark all aimed at your enemies!
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating7.3K Total Reviews
6732 total 5-star reviews487 total 4-star reviews70 total 3-star reviews26 total 2-star reviews31 total 1-star reviews
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By Lisa B.26 August 2019 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Such a huge range of different frogs available, which made my choices very difficult and now the reason I have a whole draw full of cards and postcards! Top quality product - better than you buy in the shops!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Anonymous26 November 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Fantastic to be able to customise your cards. Always been really happy with what I have ordered. Michelle.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Lisa B.26 August 2019 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Such a huge range of different frogs available, which made my choices very difficult and now the reason I have a whole draw full of cards and postcards! Top quality product indeed!

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workplace humour and jokesdealing with stupid coworkersi hate my jobfunny management quotessarcastic one linersinappropriate workplace humourpoor customer service sayingsdisgruntled employee sayingsquotes about incompetent coworkersbeing witty at work
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workplace humour and jokesdealing with stupid coworkersi hate my jobfunny management quotessarcastic one linersinappropriate workplace humourpoor customer service sayingsdisgruntled employee sayingsquotes about incompetent coworkersbeing witty at work

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Product ID: 137515112152633116
Posted on 20/03/2011, 10:57 AM
Rating: G