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Secret Squirrel "Protecting Your Nuts" Patch Black Watch

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Oversized Black Bracelet
-$65.80
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-$65.80
-$65.80
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Style: Unisex Oversized Black Bracelet Watch

You’ll never have an issue with time again with one of our Unisex Oversized Bracelet Watches. Made for men and women, you can purchase a couple as gifts for friends and family. Customise it with your own designs, images, and text!

  • Unisex wrist watch
  • Material:
    • Face: Stainless steel
    • Strap: Stainless steel
  • Dimensions:
    • Face: 3.1 cm diameter
    • Strap: 21.6 cm x 2.1 cm
    • Case: 4 cm diameter
    • Weight: 144.7 g
  • 3-hand analog Japan Quartz®
  • Full colour custom printing on face
  • Foldover clasp closure
  • Water Resistance: Up to 3 ATM (30 metres)
  • 1 year manufacturers limited warranty
  • Battery included
  • This product is recommended for ages 13+

About This Design

Secret Squirrel "Protecting Your Nuts" Patch Black Watch

Secret Squirrel "Protecting Your Nuts" Patch Black Watch

Embrace a legendary piece of military humor with the "Secret Squirrel: Protecting Your Nuts" Patch Watch. This unique black stainless steel watch features a sleek, tactical design with a discreet, humorous military patch on the dial, a tribute to the covert slang and lighthearted camaraderie found within the US Military and intelligence communities. Crafted for durability and style, this tactical watch is perfect for the veteran or active-duty member with a sense of humor. The bold statement, "Protecting Your Nuts," offers a witty nod to the important, often classified work of securing assets and getting the job done. It’s more than a watch; it's a conversation-starting accessory and a badge of lighthearted pride. Whether you're looking for a funny veteran gift, a unique piece of military novelty apparel, or a durable everyday watch, this timepiece delivers. Its stainless steel construction ensures it can handle daily wear, while the design showcases a piece of insider military culture. Grab this covertly hilarious timepiece today! Key Features: Covert & Humorous Design: Features the iconic Secret Squirrel and "Protecting Your Nuts" motto. Durable Tactical Build: Made from robust, black stainless steel for a comfortable, long-lasting fit. The Perfect Military Gift: An ideal funny gift for veterans, aircrew, intelligence specialists, or any service member with a sense of humor. Conversation Starter: A unique piece of military patch watch style that celebrates military camaraderie. Versatile Style: Works as a novelty dress watch or a casual everyday timepiece.

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Product ID: 256150184818155781
Posted on 22/10/2025, 11:21 AM
Rating: G