Shelf the Elf T-Shirt

Call me a Scrooge but I have had enough. When I used to work in retail, I'd hear parents yelling at their misbehaving kids, "Santa Claus is watching you." I hated it, but now we've got something new to strike terror into the hearts of children. A little elf that watches your behaviour and reports back to Santa. It's ridiculous. What about honestly correcting your child's behaviour every day a year rather than terroristic threats for one month a year based on fear of an inanimate object. Shelf the Elf and parent yourself!