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SNEEZE vs. FART Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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  • Made and Printed in the USA
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SNEEZE vs. FART Card

SNEEZE vs. FART Card

CAPTIAN MAYFLOWER is a fictional character; a retired pirate who lives with a seagull called Jonathon. Join him as he is sat on his ‘Golden Behind,’ that’s the name of his boat or aboard his ship 'The Golden Tit,' ferrying Oddballs AND misfits about their business and as he drifts by intelligent aquatic life, with a unique crew.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating17.1K Total Reviews
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By Kay C.31 October 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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This card was so lovely and my granddaughter opened the card and hugged it as it had a unicorn on the front and her name And I added a picture inside of us And when her mummy Asked her who it was from she said my nanny and grandad and hugged the card she can’t read yet but knew who it was from. ❤️. Excellent quality of printing colour
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Anonymous8 June 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Great service - was sent out from UK to New Zealand then I posted it back to the UK. Good turn around and looked even better than I had expected. thanks. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By A.26 September 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 21.6 cm x 28 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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We downloaded several photos which was simple and produced a very attractive personalised card for our 11yr old Granddaughter. I was concerned that the card would not arrive on time but Zazzle came up trumps and the card arrived on the day before her birthday - perfect! I didn't see the card as it went straight to our family in New Zealand. However they did send a photo and it looked excellent!

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Product ID: 256151014195861937
Posted on 9/02/2021, 7:26 AM
Rating: G