Sorry, I was on mute… FOREVER Cushion

• 𝗕𝗼𝗹𝗱, 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 — 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺. • 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗻𝗮𝗽𝘀, 𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘁𝘆. • 𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝗮 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗛𝗤 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗹𝗹 "𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴" 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗲𝘀. Every professional procrastinator deserves the right decor: The Digital Excuse File Pillow. Equal parts snark and comfort, it’s the ultimate accessory for your nap division setup. Toss one on the couch, keep one in the home office, or build a full fortress of denial in your living room. Perfect for couch commanders and nap strategists, semi-retired schemers, remote workers with “buffering brains,” and anyone who needs their excuses and their cushions close at hand. Pairs seamlessly with the rest of the Digital Excuse File collection — because sometimes the best excuse is already designed for you.