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Sorry You're 30 Funny Dark Humor Birthday Card

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Sorry You're 30 Funny Dark Humor Birthday Card

Sorry You're 30 Funny Dark Humor Birthday Card

Send a hilarious 30th birthday card that leans into the drama of turning thirty. The front reads “I’m so sorry” with chic black balloons on clean white—inside it lands the punchline: “That you’re 30.” This sarcastic, dark humor birthday card is perfect for a best friend, sister, brother, boyfriend, girlfriend, or coworker who appreciates a witty roast. The minimalist, modern design keeps it stylish while the message delivers a laugh-out-loud moment at any 30th birthday party. This card works great for millennials and Gen Z who love snarky, cheeky, and slightly rude humor. Great as a gag card, office birthday card, or milestone 30th keepsake. Pair with black décor for a funeral-for-your-20s theme, or gift it solo for guaranteed laughs. Customize the inside with a different birthday milestone or add your own note.

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By Kay C.31 October 2020Verified Purchase
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This card was so lovely and my granddaughter opened the card and hugged it as it had a unicorn on the front and her name And I added a picture inside of us And when her mummy Asked her who it was from she said my nanny and grandad and hugged the card she can’t read yet but knew who it was from. ❤️. Excellent quality of printing colour
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By A.26 September 2021Verified Purchase
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We downloaded several photos which was simple and produced a very attractive personalised card for our 11yr old Granddaughter. I was concerned that the card would not arrive on time but Zazzle came up trumps and the card arrived on the day before her birthday - perfect! I didn't see the card as it went straight to our family in New Zealand. However they did send a photo and it looked excellent!
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By J.15 May 2023Verified Purchase
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The birthday card was perfect. Granddaughter loved it. Arrived on time for birthday was just as described. Very pleased with it. The picture and the wording where great nice bright colours. Paper used was good. I felt like I was giving a good quality product

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Product ID: 256897888398976445
Posted on 6/11/2025, 11:18 AM
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