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Split Brain Distributed Systems T-Shirt

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark colour t-shirt will quickly become one of your favourites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customise it to make it uniquely yours!

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  • Model is 188 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

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  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold
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No neon ink will be used when printing. Neon colors may appear darker than what you see on your screen.

Split Brain Distributed Systems T-Shirt

Embrace the ultimate distributed computing nightmare with this dark-mode technical graphic t-shirt visualising Split-Brain Syndrome and network partitions. When heartbeats fail and quorum is lost, both cluster nodes elect themselves as primary: Two masters. Zero truth. This industrial HUD schematic captures the reality of distributed consensus failures, CAP theorem trade-offs, and unrecoverable data divergence in high-availability clusters. Printed in high-contrast neon cyan (#00F3FF) and warning coral red (#FF5353) accents over a stealth dark background. An essential developer aesthetic piece and thoughtful tech gift for distributed systems engineers, backend architects, database administrators, DevOps professionals, and computer science graduates.
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By Jarrod H.28 May 2025 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Navy Blue, Small
I found the shirt quality itself to be well made. Unfortunately I found that the image quality of the artwork is low resoultion. So the art and words aren't as clear. I probably wont buy another shirt to be honest, but I'm glad I supported the podcast of which I'm a fan of. I was just hoping that for the price I paid, it would have been of better quality.
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By B M.24 December 2022 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Black, Small
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this was good quality and perfect colour. Printing was great although when we all opened our secret santa gifts one of the other mechanics commented whoever got that for him missed out part time after the word mechanic Sorry I don't have any photos
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By Alison T.2 January 2021 • Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Navy Blue, Large
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Being a gift I was apprehensive regarding Quality size printing and delivery on time I need not have worried. Colour was perfect true to the photo and ex quality Being a heavier weight the t shirt probably more suitable for New Zealand’s Autumn and Winter Excellent printing quality

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Split Brain Distributed Systems T-Shirt
Product ID: 256695565694869877
Posted on 1/11/2026, 6:23 am
Rating: G