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SQL No Decaf - 0 Rows Returned T-Shirt
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Bella+Canvas Short Sleeve T-Shirt
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Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase
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SQL No Decaf - 0 Rows Returned T-Shirt
This design features a clever SQL database query searching the menu for decaffeinated drinks, only to return "0 rows." It is the ultimate expression for developers, database administrators, and coding enthusiasts who refuse to accept decaf as a valid option. A witty tech joke for anyone who lives by the code and runs on strong coffee. Perfect for backend engineers, software architects, and computer science students who appreciate a good database pun.
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Product ID: 256647590926757974
Posted on 19/03/2026, 2:30 AM
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