Stiff Armed Bear T-Shirt

Once upon a time there was a bear named Stiffarm, who got into an accident and broke his elbow and had to go to the hospital to get a cast put on it. He had to stay there for a very long time, so long in fact that by the time he was to be released it was already time for his cast to be taken off! Having not seen his best friend, Chief Hair Of Yarn, in quite some time due to his lengthy stay in the hospital, they were both quite excited to see each other. The Chief was so happy to see his friend that as he ran up to cut the cast off of his arm with his knife he threw his arms up, forgetting that he had been carrying an open bag of cashew nuts and a bunch of beaded necklaces that he had brought as a gift for Stiffarm. As they embraced in a long overdue hug there were pieces of Stiffarm's cast, necklaces and cashew nuts falling to the ground around. "What a waste of 70 dollars!" shouted Chief Hair Of Yarn angrily after realising that the cashews he had hoped on enjoying with his friend were now nothing but an ugly mess. Seeing how distraught his best friend was, Stiffarm comforted him by saying "Don't worry buddy, I'll buy you some more cashews and now you'll have a funny story to tell people later on!" "I guess you're right my friend, is your arm feeling alright? It looks a little stiff." said Hair Of Yarn, sounding very concerned. "Now that you mention it, it does feel a little iffy. That's normal though right?" replied Stiffarm, seemingly getting more worried by the second. Hoping for the best, Chief Hair Of Yarn said "Well let's go back in and speak to Dr. Crawford about this, but im sure its a perfectly normal thing to feel after getting your cast removed." "I hope he didn't leave the cast on for too long" thought Stiffarm to himself, terrified at the thought of his arm being stuck in this awkward position forever. Together they walked down the bleak halls of the hospital knowing that despite their hopeful words that Stiffarm may, ironically, become a bear unable to bend his elbow.