“Suture Self, Sweetie” Funny Nurse-Dark Humour T-Shirt

“Suture Self, Sweetie” Women’s Slim Fit Nurse T-Shirt – Funny Floral Dark Humour Tee for Medical Workers. Meet your new favourite tee — where healthcare grit meets floral wit. This “Suture Self, Sweetie” nurse shirt is made for those who work in scrubs but dress with sass. Designed on a soft and flattering Bella+Canvas slim fit tee, it combines dark medical humour with bright, feminine florals to say what every nurse is thinking... with a little sugar on top. The design features bold uppercase text “SUTURE SELF” in crisp surgical blue, paired with the playful script “SWEETIE” in a soft dusty rose — a perfect contrast of sharp sarcasm and sweet delivery. At the centre, an arrangement of vibrant flowers — daisies, lilies, and stitched-up peonies — brings a darkly whimsical twist, with visible colourful sutures sewn across each bloom. It’s beauty, resilience, and burnout... all bundled into one unforgettable graphic. Crafted for nurses, CNAs, EMTs, med students, or any badass in healthcare who needs caffeine, sarcasm, and a comfortable shirt to survive 12-hour shifts. Why You’ll Love It: Exclusive nurse dark humour design with medical puns, Colourful stitched floral artwork adds a clever feminine touch, features modern fonts for bold contrast: block sans-serif + handwritten script, printed on Bella+Canvas slim fit tee — flattering, soft, and breatheable, and makes a perfect gift for nurses, medical students, or yourself!