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The 47th Circle "Panic In Hell" T-Shirt

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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark colour t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customise it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 188 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

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The 47th Circle "Panic In Hell" T-Shirt

The 47th Circle "Panic In Hell" T-Shirt

You push the button for the penthouse. The golden escalator only goes down. The Etruscans thought the underworld was guarded by Charun, a blue demon wielding a heavy wooden mallet. Cute. A fundamental lack of imagination. Real damnation is much louder. It involves a lot more bronzer and a never-ending grievance rally where the thermostat is permanently stuck at a rolling boil. Look at the print. Closely. See the unnatural swoop of the hair on that screaming soul? The unusually small hands violently grasping at the abyss? This isn’t your standard, run-of-the-mill Boschian nightmare. It’s a very specific, tremendous, beautiful, biggest-panic-anyone-has-ever-seen kind of hell. We are currently occupying the 47th circle. A Mar-a-Brimstone scenario where the golf carts run on the tears of the electorate and you're forced to buy overpriced golden sneakers to walk across the hot coals. You might as well dress for the climate. This shirt is 100% combed ringspun cotton. You need breatheable fabric when the national temperature is actively incinerating reality. Do not buy synthetic blends. Polyester is a petroleum byproduct and it will melt directly to your skin during the random Tuesday apocalypse. We double-stitched the neckline. It won't fray when you're violently pulling it over your head in sheer existential frustration. The fit is true to size. Unlike the crowd estimates. Wash in cold water. Hang to dry. Do not stare into the print for too long, the abyss might demand a recount.

Customer Reviews

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4 out of 5 stars rating
By Jarrod H.28 May 2025Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Navy Blue, Adult S
I found the shirt quality itself to be well made. Unfortunately I found that the image quality of the artwork is low resoultion. So the art and words aren't as clear. I probably wont buy another shirt to be honest, but I'm glad I supported the podcast of which I'm a fan of. I was just hoping that for the price I paid, it would have been of better quality.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By B M.24 December 2022Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Black, Adult S
Zazzle Reviewer Program
this was good quality and perfect colour. Printing was great although when we all opened our secret santa gifts one of the other mechanics commented whoever got that for him missed out part time after the word mechanic Sorry I don't have any photos
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Alison T.2 January 2021Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Navy Blue, Adult L
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Being a gift I was apprehensive regarding Quality size printing and delivery on time I need not have worried. Colour was perfect true to the photo and ex quality Being a heavier weight the t shirt probably more suitable for New Zealand’s Autumn and Winter Excellent printing quality

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Product ID: 256093546865615565
Posted on 6/04/2026, 8:27 AM
Rating: G