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The Charges Against Santa Holiday Card

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Wishing everyone a season of gladness, a season of cheer and to top it all off, a wonderful year. Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait); 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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The Charges Against Santa Holiday Card

The Charges Against Santa Holiday Card

This card includes a list of all the potential criminal charges Mr. Santa Claus may face in a court of law. Charges such as: BREAKING & ENTERING/TRESPASSING - Santa enters homes without permission. ANIMAL CRUELTY - Making reindeer fly around the world in one night, potentially without breaks, could be seen as mistreatment. VIOLATIONS OF AIR TRAFFIC REGULATIONS - Flying a sleigh worldwide without proper clearance from aviation authorities. SMUGGLING - Transporting goods across international borders without declaring them or paying customs duties. MANUFACTURING GOODS WITHOUT A LICENSE - If the North Pole is producing toys, there may be licensing, patent, and copyright issues. EMPLOYMENT VIOLATIONS - Depending on how the elves are treated and paid, there could be concerns about labour laws, including minimum wage, working conditions, and child labour. IDENTITY THEFT OR FRAUD - Assuming he uses magic or some other means to mimic the handwriting and style of parents when leaving gifts. LITTERING - If any coal is left behind for naughty children. VIOLATION OF ANIMAL IMPORT/EXPORT RESTRICTIONS - Bringing reindeer into and out of countries that might have bans or restrictions on animal movements. NOISE NUISANCE - The noise created by a sleigh landing on rooftops and the jingling of bells late at night. UNLICENSED ANIMAL DRIVING - If jurisdictions require a special permit to drive animals, especially flying ones. EVADING SURVEILLANCE - Avoiding detection by military and civil radars. UNLAWFUL SURVEILLANCE - "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake" is a breach of privacy rights.

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By Lisa B.26 August 2019Verified Purchase
Folded Holiday Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte
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Such a huge range of different animals available, which made my choices very difficult and now the reason I have a whole draw full of cards and postcards! This is perfect for my gecko loving cousin for Christmas! Top quality card and one no body else will have to gift to her!
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By Felicity A.17 November 2020Verified Purchase
Folded Holiday Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte
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i wanted my own christmas cards. excellent exaclty what i expect
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By Brendan G.1 January 2017Verified Purchase
Folded Holiday Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte
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Absolutely love them, gorgeous and look just as great when you receive them. The printing, colours etc are all amazing, such a quality product, only downside was having to wait so long for them.

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