The Only Thing We're Loading Faster Than Coffee Mug

Look, we get it. Christmas isn't just a day; it's a lifestyle. Some people might call it "too early," but those people clearly haven't experienced the sheer bliss of a December morning, or the existential dread of seeing Halloween candy still on the shelves in November. This "Christmas Loading..." mug is for the highly-motivated, tinsel-obsessed, and unapologetically festive among us. The design features a hand-drawn Christmas tree smack in the middle of a progress bar—because your festive spirit is a work in progress, and that progress is non-stop. Warning: May cause arguments in the workplace. Be prepared for colleagues to debate whether you're at the $85\%$ mark (because you've watched two Hallmark movies) or only at $10\%$ (because you haven't bought a single gift yet). The only thing everyone will agree on is that this mug is the perfect vessel for that first sip of holiday cheer. Get yours before your coworker does. Or, better yet, buy one for your coworker just to solidify your dominance as the office's "Most Likely to Play Mariah Carey in October."