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The Opossum Protocol Retro Humor Poster

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Your walls are a reflection of your personality, so let them speak with your favorite quotes, art, or designs printed on our custom Giclee posters! High-quality, microporous resin-coated paper with a beautiful semi-gloss finish. Choose from standard or custom size posters and framing options to create art that’s a perfect representation of you.

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  • Durable 185gsm paper
  • Available in custom sizing up to 60”
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  • Frames include Non-Glare Acrylic Glazing

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The Opossum Protocol Retro Humor Poster

The Opossum Protocol Retro Humor Poster

The Opossum Protocol is a retro-style instructional illustration that turns survival instinct into dry humor. Presented like a vintage training diagram, the design breaks escape into three simple stages: alert, playing dead, and disappearing. The muted colors, aged paper texture, and clean linework give the piece the look of an old field manual or public safety chart. This print is a natural fit for offices, classrooms, dorm rooms, workshops, or anywhere humor and subtle cleverness are appreciated. It pairs well with minimalist frames, cork boards, or mixed gallery walls featuring vintage posters and diagrams. The neutral tones make it easy to display without overpowering a space. I created this artwork as a quiet nod to resilience through understatement. The opossum’s strategy—become uninteresting, then vanish—feels oddly applicable beyond the animal world. The humor isn’t loud or exaggerated; it’s observational and a little dry, rewarding viewers who enjoy wit over spectacle. The Opossum Protocol works as both lighthearted décor and a surprisingly relatable reminder that sometimes the smartest move is simply not engaging.

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By Donna Y.2 June 2022Verified Purchase
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I originally ordered this print in a larger size but was not pleased with the clarity of it. When I contacted Zazzle, they responded really quickly and were very helpful. I was able to reorder the print in a smaller size and it was shipped to me within a couple of weeks. The print was packaged well to ensure there was no damage during transit (Eco friendly, too!), and I am really pleased with it. I am so grateful to the customer service team for the professional way they handled my order. I had this printed on matt finish card and I was really pleased with the quality. The colours were rich and the image sharp.
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By Mignon G.22 December 2021Verified Purchase
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By Mignon G.22 December 2021Verified Purchase
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Product ID: 256508601438931385
Posted on 10/02/2026, 7:01 AM
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