The Pursuit of Serotonin T-Shirt

I created it, that's why it's special. It's story dates back to the late 16th century, around the time of the advent of the scientific revolution (which, by the way, is a terrible name - a "revolution" is, literally, by definition, a "360 degrees turn", although I suppose that's fitting relative to today's society; apparently if your parents aren't monkeys then evolution is not real, and since the leader of the free world is from Hawaii (A.K.A. Kenya), neither is climate change.). But, I digress - this shirt is awesome, especially for possums.