The Rules 1. The female ALWAYS makes the rules. T-Shirt

1. The female ALWAYS makes the rules. 2. NO MALE CAN POSSIBLY KNOW THE RULES. 3. If the female suspects the MALE knows all the rules, she must IMMEDIATELY change some of the rules. 4. THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG. 5. The female can change her mind at any given point in time. 6. The female has every right to be ANGRY OR UPSET at any time. 7. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 8. The female must UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the male know WHETHER or NOT she wants him to be angry or upset. 9. If the female has PMS, all rules are NULL and void. 10. THE MALE CANNOT DIAGNOSE PMS.