THERE WAS NO COLUSION Souvenir Postcard

A special souvenir postcard to officially commemorate the clear lack of collusion between Trump and Putin, in Donald's own handwriting. Featuring loving portraits of the two world leaders surrounding a central image of Trump and Putin clearly displaying the body language of two equals on the the world stage, one of which is definitely not in thrall to the other, nor woefully out of his intellectual depth. Buy two! One to use on your dishes (it IS the very best tea towel there ever was. Absolutely the most efficient, and the first tea towel to clean glasses all the way dry in the last twenty years. Before this tea towel, tea towels actually made plates more wet, it's been scientifically proven that these tea towels dry better than any towel has before), and another to frame and forever display on your wall, so that nobody forgets how uninvolved with the US Russia is. Great days, my friends. Great days.