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This Place Will Fall Apart Probably Retirement Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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This Place Will Fall Apart Probably Retirement Card

This Place Will Fall Apart Probably Retirement Card

“This place will absolutely fall apart without you. probably.” starts with dramatic praise and ends with a quiet correction. It’s the kind of retirement humor coworkers instantly get — part appreciation, part sarcasm. Perfect for office send-offs, retirement parties, and group signatures where the truth sits somewhere in the middle. Blank inside so you can decide how sincere you really want to be.
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By Kay C.31 October 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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This card was so lovely and my granddaughter opened the card and hugged it as it had a unicorn on the front and her name And I added a picture inside of us And when her mummy Asked her who it was from she said my nanny and grandad and hugged the card she can’t read yet but knew who it was from. ❤️. Excellent quality of printing colour
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By Paul B.23 February 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Fantastic quality and artwork - very pleased with this card. Will buy again from this creator. Paul - Australia .
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By Clive C.1 February 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I use Zazzle every year to make a card for Chinese New Year. Superb service and great art work. Thank you for being here for me.

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Product ID: 256988863820146896
Posted on 2/03/2026, 2:36 AM
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