Tie: Space Time Distortion Tie

This one is for all you spaced out jockeys from way out there, regardless which universe you hail from. After a hard day of evading Space Pirates and Alliance patrol ships, there's still that formal event you need to attend with the Princess before you can kick back and savour that mug of spicy Andromedan Ale. Show those bureaucrats the stuff you're made of by sporting this tie with an abstract pattern of rainbowed hues looking like pathways through the space-time continuum. Uh-oh! There's a distortion field ahead! Full astern! No, hard a starboard! Brace yourselves! ... Uh, sorry! I got a bit carried away there.