Too Cool for British Rule | Funny 4th of July T-Shirt

This design features a vintage inspired portrait of George Washington wearing modern sunglasses, blending historical elegance with playful contemporary humor. Above the illustration, TOO COOL FOR arches in bold distressed lettering, while BRITISH RULE sits below in matching type to complete the balanced layout. The artwork uses a worn, textured print style that gives it a rustic retro screen printed feel. The composition is clean, centered, and high contrast, with simplified line work that remains sharp and scalable. The overall tone is witty, patriotic, and bold with a classic Americana aesthetic.