🎂 “Too Lit to Handle” Thank You Card

🎂 For birthdays that require a fire extinguisher... and a sense of humour. This card features a towering birthday cake so overloaded with candles, it’s practically a fire hazard. Perfect for that fabulous friend or family member who’s racking up birthdays—and still lighting up the room (whether they mean to or not). Front: A punchline hot enough to melt frosting: “Why didn’t we light all your candles this year? Inside: "Because your insurance doesn’t cover flames that big.” 🔥🕯️ ✨ Printed on premium cardstock ✨ Includes a white envelope (and no actual matches—safety first) ✨ Perfect for milestone birthdays or dramatic cake lovers Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter and slight singeing of the ego.