Trilobite Paisley Necktie

"Why, yes, they *are* trilobites, my dear. As I am certain you're aware, they went entirely extinct at the end of the Permian about 250 million years ago. Have I mentioned that paleontologists do it in the field?" This stealth trilobite pattern will be a fantastic conversation starter at your next party, particularly among nubile graduate students in the biological sciences. It's subtle enough to wear to a job interview at the Museum of Natural History, too, whether you're the interviewer or the interviewee. If the viewer skipped out on Paleobiology 101, they'll think it's just an attractive paisley.