Troll Vomit - A Dwarven Ale! T-Shirt

Dwarves love beer. But human beer is so droll. Or should I say Troll? Crafted from the spew of the meanest, gnarliest, most obnoxious captured beasts this side of the Scar Crag Mountains, this fine ale has an acquired taste. Only the dwarves with the heartiest constitution seek it out as it leaves the taste buds burned for several weeks after a nights carousing. But it's not just for dwarves, as humans seeking that next big thing have travelled across vast ranges, and into the deepest crags of mountain holds to seek it out. Elves, not so much. So if you have tasted the foulest, most potent ale in existence, you need the shirt to prove it. Troll Vomit!! For the Hearty who Love to Party!