Ultimate Beach Party Vacation and Wedding Shirt

Some shirts are made for the gym. Some are made for date night. This one was made for your cousin’s wedding, a closed-casket funeral, Easter brunch with Grandma, and any other event where someone has specifically asked you to “please dress appropriately.” Featuring a majestic squirrel surfing what appears to be a catastrophic wave beneath the timeless command DROP A DEUCE, GET LOOSE, this shirt raises several questions and answers absolutely none of them. Wear it under a blazer. Wear it while giving a eulogy. Wear it when the wedding invitation says Black Tie Optional and you decide the optional part applies to the entire concept of dignity. It’s bold. It’s confusing. It’s breathtakingly inappropriate. Perfect for: weddings, funerals, first dates, parent-teacher conferences, jury duty, baptisms, family portraits, meeting your significant other’s parents, and being quietly removed from upscale establishments. Drop a deuce. Get loose. Ruin the group photo.