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Until Death Do You Part

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  • 17 pt thickness / 120 lb weight
  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • >Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (5" x 7") portrait or 17.8 cm x 12. 7 cm (7" x 5") landscape
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • All-sided printing for no additional cost
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.6 cm x 10.2 cm (portrait) or 10.2 x 7.6 cm (landscape)
  • Standard white envelopes included

Paper Type: Matte

The most popular paper choice, Matte’s eggshell texture is soft to the touch with a smooth finish that provides the perfect backdrop for your chosen designs.

  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
  • Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge

About This Design

Until Death Do You Part

Until Death Do You Part

Anyone who's gone through a divorce knows how painful it can be. It's one of those times when you could really use a laugh. This funny, sarcastic divorce card fills that bill. The bright orange-red card has big bold white letters on the front that say, "It's really NOT FAIR. He promised to love you until death do you part--" Then on the inside it says, "And then refused to DIE." It's dark, it's funny, and it's just what the doctor ordered. Send this funny divorce card to someone who's going through a breakup and bring a little levity to a bad situation.

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Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Such a huge range of different frogs available, which made my choices very difficult and now the reason I have a whole draw full of cards and postcards! Top quality product - better than you buy in the shops!
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By Anonymous26 November 2024Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Fantastic to be able to customise your cards. Always been really happy with what I have ordered. Michelle.
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By Lisa B.26 August 2019Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Such a huge range of different frogs available, which made my choices very difficult and now the reason I have a whole draw full of cards and postcards! Top quality product indeed!

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Product ID: 137606962004338963
Posted on 10/08/2012, 6:00 PM
Rating: G